On Burping

I have decided that burping is ridiculous! I am smarter than mom and dad think! I have it all figured out already and burping is not eating! Mom keeps trying to tell me about spit-up, but she is much more concerned about it than I am.

I have decided to take an active roll helping Mom change her clothes. I figure I should spit-up all over one on mom's clean shirt per day. The fact that my outfit is usually soaked by then is just part of the job. That way I help ensure mom wears a new shirt twice a day. I love my job!